ABOUT $USA 🚀
The story you didn't ask for
OUR ORIGIN STORY 📖
Someone said "What if we made the SAFEST memecoin ever?" and we all laughed. Then we said "wait... what if we actually did it tho???" 🤔
$USA Token was born from pure chaos: create a coin SO SAFE, SO SECURE, SO ULTRA that it would change crypto FOREVER. By forever we mean like maybe a week. 🎯
Paired with USD1 (WLFI's stablecoin), we're bringing you the most PREMIUM definitely-not-sketchy memecoin experience. It's like money but funnier. 💎
MISSION 🎯
To give the world a memecoin so safe that even your grandma would say 'still don't do it sweetie' 👵
VISION 💡
A world where EVERY portfolio has at least ONE completely unhinged decision. We're here to help. 🚀
VALUES 🛡️
Transparency (we're openly memeing), Integrity (honestly vibing), Safety (it's literally the name). 💪
COMMUNITY ❤️
YOU reading this RIGHT NOW. Welcome fam. We're all in this together. LFG!!! 🔥
THE TEAM 👥
Chad Maximus
CEO & Chief Meme Officer
LinkedIn says 'Blockchain Enthusiast'. That's the whole resume. Hired. 🎯
Karen Validator
Head of Safety
Used a password manager once. Knows what HTTPS means. Basically a cybersecurity expert. 🔒
Anon Developer
Technical Wizard
Copy-pasted smart contract from GitHub. Changed variable names. Absolute legend status. 💻