OFFICIAL AUDIT REPORT
Safety Audit Results
Conducted by Very Real Auditors™
A+
Ultra Safe Rating
The highest possible grade we could give ourselves
Security Checklist
Smart Contract Exists
PASSEDWe confirmed there is indeed a smart contract. This is good.
Code Compiles
PASSEDNo red squiggly lines in the IDE. Professional grade stuff.
Liquidity Locked
PASSEDLocked in a vault protected by a 4-digit PIN. Unbreakable.
No Obvious Rug Pull Code
PASSEDWe checked the code. Didn't see the words 'rug' or 'pull' anywhere.
Admin Keys Secure
ACCEPTABLEPrivate keys stored in a .txt file named 'definitely_not_keys.txt'. Very sneaky.
Slippage Tolerance
PASSEDSet to whatever seems reasonable. We're flexible like that.
USD1 Integration
PASSEDSuccessfully paired with USD1. Two tokens are better than one.
Community Approved
PASSEDOur moms said it looks legit. That's basically a security audit.
Technical Specifications
Contract Address:0x...VeryRealAddress
Blockchain:Solana
Pair:USA/USD1
Audit Firm:Very Real Auditors™
Last Updated:Just Now
*This audit is satirical. Please do actual research before investing in any cryptocurrency. We're serious about that part.