How to Buy $USA
Follow these definitely foolproof steps
Step 1
Get a Wallet
Download Phantom Wallet. It's purple. It's for Solana. It's the way.
Step 2
Get Some USD1
You'll need USD1 (the WLFI stablecoin) to pair with USA. It's like getting chips before you hit the casino.
Step 3
Find a DEX
Navigate to Jupiter or bonk.fun. Both are solid choices on Solana. One has a cute dog mascot.
Step 4
Swap for $USA
Trade your USD1 for USA tokens. Set slippage to 'vibes only' and hit that swap button like you mean it.
Important Notes
- •This is a memecoin. It's for entertainment purposes. Please invest responsibly (or don't invest at all).
- •USD1 is the stablecoin from WLFI. Make sure you're using the right token to pair.
- •Always check the contract address before swapping. Scammers are real. We're not one of them. Probably.
- •Set reasonable slippage. Like 2-5%. Don't go wild unless you enjoy surprise fees.
- •Keep your private keys private. We can't stress this enough. Seriously.
- •Only invest what you can afford to lose. Like, really afford to lose.
Ready to Join the USA Movement?
Once you've got your tokens, you're officially part of the Ultra Safe Asset club.
Not financial advice. DYOR. Seriously. We cannot stress this enough. This is a joke. A funny, satirical joke. Don't sue us.